"Either I'm desperately unattractive, or you are all lesbians. Bald, pasty man (61) with nervous tick and unclassifiable skin complaint believes it to be the latter but holds out hope for dominant (yet straight) fems at box no. 1075."
"Yes, sir, I can boogie. Man. Academic. 62. Quite possibly gay. Box no. 3631."
From They Call Me Naughty Lola: Personal Ads from the London Review of Books